the bartender asks, "What's with the gun!?!" The scientist replies, "The ability to make clothes disappear." He then notices a banner declaring "Wet T Shirt Contest".

Wow... that was a slab of fail. Back to local news... Last week of summer! It's gone so fast. It's seems like only yesterday I learned that the show for this year was going to be Moulin Rouge. Or that I was stuck in the Unnaccompanied Minors room while flying with my sister to South Dakota. But hey I can't say this has been an uneventful summer. South Dakota was awesome, band camp was... band camp But at the same time, I'm relieved that school is about to be back in session. The teachers I've meet seem nice and I'll get to see non-band friends again.

In recent news, I watched Tropic Thunder. It was fucking hilarious. I had no clue Tom Cruise was even in it. Not till the credits rolled did I know he was in it.

Last but not least, first football game on Friday! We're totally going to kick some Garner ass.

Well that's it for now, Ta ta!